baby wigs

Cuz yer never too young to dislike the way God made you. My self-loathing didn't start until puberty, and all I can think is what progress I could have made if I'd started 12 years earlier.

A little self improvement never hurts, right? Bald babies are a thing of the past! They are so 2011! For $3.59 you can hide your baby's shame with these charming wig bands. According to the listing, 42 people have taken the plunge into baby wigs, or, in this case, baby sideburns. What are you waiting for? Perfect shower gift--get this and a jumbo jar of stretch mark cream for the mommy, and they'll know how much you truly care.